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i’m at a concert thingy and the bands don’t start for another 2 hours, but they have the stage set up and are letting people come up and do karaoke. this family just went up w their kids to belt out cartoon songs and when they held the mic up for the baby to try, it babbled cutely for a sec and then grabbed on and unleashed one of those horrible piercing baby SCREAMS at the top of their little baby lungs and i’m pretty sure wiped out the first 3 rows of people lmao
one of the bands sampled the baby shriek and added it to their songs
it’s extremely not good to listen to
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The amount in which I love Henry Cavill as Geralt might be unhealthy
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i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back
can’t use a metal detector bc junk land + lockdowns so i’m just going to dig holes all weekend until my momther starts screaming
only 46 more plots to dig
i was rly unclear so, yellow is places where there’s structures or whatever so it’s not possible for it to be there. red x is where i’ve already been :(
not pictured; mother yelling at me thru the window to fill in and re-seed the holes i’m making
i was going to take a break bc it’s hot and i’ve been playing manual-labour-battleship for going on 3 hours now, but someone just told me “there’s better lies to make up for notes xoxo” so now i ha—i Have to find this sword to deliver it personally up their ass
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LADS WE’RE IN 34 COULD THIS BE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY FAMILY SWORD RETURNS TO ME
a girl reunited with her sword
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you better shut the fuck up before I open a nature valley bar on your bed.
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breaking: lil nas x to rebrand as lil nas twitter
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Got an ad for a self-tanning product and “Perfect natural looking tan” is not how I’d describe it
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Two types of cats
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so what i’ve collected over the past few years is:
My concept art teacher telling us how she almost got in trouble with the police for searching for decapitated heads online
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Accepted as part of the herd
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Frosted fangs
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how do y’all have drama on HERE? just reblog a pair of tiddies or a highland cow and chill the fuck out
On it boss
Scrolled through the reblogs but didn’t see anyone combine it yet…
I should have known that my comment would somehow turn to monster fucking and yet still I sit here, surprised,
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there are three types of pigeon breeds: “just your average french fry thief,” “a little weird but nothing to write home about,” and “what the fuck”
normal dude. just loitering around the city. kinda funky, interesting colorway, but feral pigeons have plenty of variety. not really of any particular note, all things considered
u know, that one’s a bit of an oddity right there. in the realm of weird, yeah, but i can still connect point A to point Z
what the fuck. no, seriously, what the fuck is this. how did you get to this morphology via selective breeding. what led you to choose to continue this at each and every step. what.
bonus: why they ourple
this feels like if you hit the randomizer on pigeon-sims
